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MessagePosté le: Ven 11 Mai 2018 - 05:10    Sujet du message: sugar surpasse Répondre en citant

"Burn it all?" It was the offer I made to my sister as the two of us sat Nike Air Force 1 , for the thousandth hour in a row on Gramma's beautiful, antique, pristine, Spanish-Inquisitionesue torture device of a couch. We were editing and reworking the manuscript for her book. 9 hours a day. For the tenth day in a row. We were tired. We had had enough. We had been locked in the war room together for what seemed like a year editing what seemed like an extended version of the encyclopedia Britanica Cheap Air Force 1 , drinking what seemed like a thousand skim lattes a day, nibbling gramma's candied walnuts until our collective blood sugar surpassed that of a baboon on a banana plantation and then crashed over and over like a tidal wave. In short, we were crabby. We were overworked. We had reached a creative block with the section we were working on and hit a block and all our efforts were for naught and nothing would ever work and why weren't we just working on our CPA certifications or getting our teaching credentials for teaching sign language to gorillas or something that Did Not Require Creativity. Or Inspiration. Or Talent. Because it was now clear that we, between us had not one stitch of any of those things. And never would. We were failures. We were flops. We might as well BURN IT ALL! The Manuscript! The Thumb Drive it was backed up to and Yes Air Force 1 Sale , the snazzy Apple computer on which it had been written. Burn it all!And the Spanish Inquisition Torture Device Couch, Too!!With extra exclamation points for emphasis!!!! So there!!!!Of course we did not burn it all. We took a break, had a beverage. We went for a walk. We replaced the coffee with water. Had a healthy dinner. With vegetables. And moved Gramma's candied walnuts well out of sight. So today, when my client called and changed my carefully thought out plan Air Force 1 Grey , and one of my business partners flaked out on a major deal we'd had in the works and one of my newly committed clients had to put off her program start because of a mere heart issue, and this guy I was all keen on called and said he was going back to his ex and the dance video I'd ordered from netflix turned out to be lousy and...Oh just Burn It All! I will never be a success. I will be a poor, starving artist writer trainer coach whatever... FOREVER. Burn it All!And then I will comfort myself with a cup cake. And beer. And by next week I will be back to 277 wondering why I did all that work in the first place. So I might as well just burn it all! Everything was moving forward nicely and then one thing went wrong and of course everything is going to go to hell in a hand basket. Burn it all! And this is of course the number one reason for weight loss failure: all or nothing thinking. Perfectionism. If I can't do one thing, I can't do anything. If one thing goes wrong everything else will Air Force 1 White , too. If I gain a pound after slouching around for a week and eating too many candied walnuts ala gramma I Will Be Fat Again and Forever. And I will never be able to...And I don't have the talent, or the courage, or the ability to... Fill in the blank. Burn it all. I was doing so great, following my diet plan and torturing myself on the treadmill daily Air Force 1 Black , and Not Thinking of a Pink Alligator and then I had a ham and cheese sandwich and somebody offered me a cookie and that of course only went down comfortably with a caramel machiato and pretty soon I had gained half a pound and now I am a complete and utter failure! And I might as well blow off all my diet and exercise efforts and sit on the couch watching biggest loser with a beer and pizza and giant piece of chocolate cake. Burn it all!!Give it up and be overweight and accept failure and teach sign language to gorillas because you will Never Be Successful at Reaching a Healthy Weight. Burn it all!!I remember the first time this thought occurred to me seriously. I had lost 120 pounds. I had just quit smoking. I was training for a half marathon. I was in the middle of my crazy month, when I thought I would forever be fixated on food and was doomed to regain every pound I'd lost plus a few just for punishment. I was driving to Sacramento to go dancing with my beloved Arturo. I was on highway 16 on the corner at Bradshaw Road. Where there is an AM PM. Wherein one can find both cigarettes AND diet soda AND ice cream sandwiches galore AND even though they are disgusting, slimy, grease balls with the insult-to-cheese-products-everywhere-food-item-known-as-American-Cheese Air Force 1 Red , cheese burgers. I decided to stop the car and satisfy my incessant desire for cigarettes, grease and sugar. I couldn't take it any more. I was about to be a failure, and I might as well turn around because I would never learn to dance and anyway dancing wouldn't be fun anymore when I was back to 277 pounds from all the grease burgers and cheese-like-food-products and I wouldn't be able to do anything anyway because I wouldn't be able to breathe from the 4 packs of cigarettes a day I was going to be inhaling. Burn it All!!!If only this stupid Subaru in front of me would turn off so I could get into the parking lot. Stupid Subaru drivers. Those guys were probably in there, nibbling their granola and adjusting the straps on their Birkenstocks and just generally being the kind of goody-goody non-smoking cheesy-food-product-free wholesome types that would have a license plate frame which read....Which read.... "You only fail when you give up."I am not making this up. I kid you not. As the lord God Almighty is my witness. And you know I take that stuff seriously. "You only fail when you give up." It was on the license plate of the wholesome Air Force 1 Mens , Birkenstock, granola Subaru people who Would Not Turn Off and Let Me Into the Parking Lot of The Junk Food and Cigarette Wonderland that was the AM PM at Bradshaw and highway 16. You only fail when you give up. The heavens did not open up. The face of God almighty did not appear in the clouds and the image of the holy mother did not form on a piece of toast. But the Subaru did finally . Cheap Clippers Jerseys   Cheap Celtics Jerseys   Cheap Cavaliers Jerseys   Cheap Bulls Jerseys   Cheap Milwaukee Bucks Jerseys   Cheap Oklahoma City Thunder Jerseys   Wholesale Washington Wizards Jerseys   Wholesale Golden State Warriors Jerseys   Wholesale Phoenix Suns Jerseys   Wholesale San Antonio Spurs Jerseys 

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